interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

(via ruinedchildhood)

no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8

(via ruinedchildhood)

blastortoise:

i thank god every day that i have a nice ass.

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via ruinedchildhood)