What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

(via cosmogonicowl)


i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

(via hausofflies)


people who are rude to cashiers or waiters or any customer service people are my least favourite people because all day these people run around doing things for everyone else and keep a smile on their faces despite dealing with jackasses and if you’re having a shitty day then don’t take it out on those who assist people for a living and deal with assholes on the daily and are still nice about it

(via hausofflies)


if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: reshirum, via officialwhitegirls)